Epic Adventures
All the fun with the most beautiful woman in the world
Food Ideas
- Living Foods Market
- Anatta’s Thai food
- Mucho Aloha
- Koloa Fish Market – Poke
- Kauai Juice Co – smoothie bowls
- Ginger Soy Honey Salmon
- Kalua Pork
July – Fill in ideas from sexy Lisa
- Waikomo shave ice – Warehouse – best shaved ice on the island
- Kapaa
- Pagoda Antique shop – Kapaa
- Noka fair – Kapaa
- Lydgate Farms Chocolate – Kapaa
- Spouting horn – on the way to secret beach
- Lapperts ice cream – Farmers Market
- Talk Story bookstore – Hanapepe (Coffee)
Allerton botanical garden (not a tour just walk)
July 2nd – Wednesday
- 12:25 PM – Pick up the most amazing woman from the airport
- 1:30 PM – Get naked
- 3:00 PM – Farmers Market – get in Pineapple line (this will make sense when you’re here)
- 4:00 PM – Secret beach
- 5:00 PM – Thai food
- 6:00 PM – Caress the amazing Lisa and more…
- 7:00 PM – Restrain Lisa
- 9:00 PM – Bedtime
July 3nd – Thursday
- 5:00 AM – Wake up in each other’s arms
- 5:30 AM – Lots of orgasms
- 7:30 AM – Start with decaf tea, then dark roast coffee
- 8:00 AM – Relax by pool and conversation
- 9:00 AM – Casual stroll around neighborhood – show Lisa my favorite tree (odd I know, will make sense when you see it – I hope)
- 10:30 AM – Horseback riding at CJM Country Stables
- 1:00 PM – Aloha Craft Market
- 3:00 PM – Cook Lisa yummy dinner – Salmon and roasted veggies
- 4:00 PM – Skinny dip in pool
- 5:00 PM – Watch “The Greatest Showman”
- 7:00 PM – Take Lisa’s hand and take her upstairs to pleasure her in the warmth and love you have for her
- 9:00 PM – Bedtime – hold Lisa in your arms until she falls asleep
July 4th – Friday
- 5:00 AM – Wake up in each other’s arms
- 5:30 AM – Lots of orgasms
- 6:30 AM – Start with decaf tea, then dark roast coffee
- 8:30 AM – Relax in bed
- 9:00 AM – Waterfall hike (behind the falls)
- 11:00 AM – Ho’opi Falls hike
- 2:00 PM – Beach – TBD
- 4:00 PM – Dinner – TBD
- 5:00 PM – Skinny dip lay out in the evening sun
- 6:00 PM – Go couple hunting?
- 7:00 PM – Relax on couch watch the rest of Young Frankenstein
- 9:00 PM – Bed – Hold Lisa until she falls asleep in your arms
July 5th – Saturday
- 5:00 AM – Wake up in each other’s arms
- 5:30 AM – Lots of orgasms
- 6:30 AM – Start with decaf tea, then dark roast coffee
- 7:30 AM – Walk to beach
- 9:00 AM – Barking Sands / Queens Bath
- 1:00 PM – Nap holding Lisa as she snores in my arms
- 3:00 PM – Walk around Koloa
- 4:00 PM – Get Poke
- 5:00 PM – Get Naked
- 9:00 PM – Bed – hold Lisa until she’s asleep
July 6th – Sunday
- 5:00 AM – Wake up in each other’s arms
- 5:30 AM – Start with decaf tea, then dark roast coffee
- 6:00 AM – Fuck Lisa so good and hard that she’ll be sorry she left
- 9:30 AM – Leave for airport
- 11:00 AM – Lovely Lisa departs with such sweet sorrow